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    Hilarious Tweets About the Life of a DBA

    By: Spotlight Cloud

    Welcome to the exhilarating and sometimes frustrating life of a DBA. We share hilarious tweets about the life of a DBA:

    1. OK, so I’m just a little angry…

    https://twitter.com/DBAReactions/status/983737188084015104

    2. Wait, did I just hear what you said?!

    https://twitter.com/DBAReactions/status/983412555870810112

    3. Aha! So this is what it’s like to go crazy..

    https://twitter.com/DBAReactions/status/981924976570896384

    4. We’re going to party like it’s 2099!

    https://twitter.com/DBAReactions/status/981887325906104320

    5. Well, thanks, but I think I’ll be on my way … NOW!

    https://twitter.com/DBAReactions/status/975077381944807424

    6. **loses remaining sanity**

    https://twitter.com/DBAReactions/status/973628045360758785

    7. Don’t stop! I’ll have it fixed in a second!

    https://twitter.com/iamnhuda/status/980761603858665473

    8. Anyone who says that the body is made up mostly of water doesn’t know a programmer.

    https://twitter.com/iamnhuda/status/937445113441214469

    9. Meaning I, too, am a real DBA.

    https://twitter.com/sqlstudent144/status/935576742399537153

    10. Disaster plan? Sure. Yeah. Mmhmm. We have a disaster plan.

    https://twitter.com/iamnhuda/status/890673432295243777

    11. So, that explains the *~Cloud~*.

    https://twitter.com/iamnhuda/status/888041023506698243

    12. Hmmm, I don’t like the sound of this..

    https://twitter.com/DBAReactions/status/983374956313612288

    13. UGGGGHHHHHHH

    https://twitter.com/DBAReactions/status/983337121292472321

    14. And that’s why I don’t sleep.

    https://twitter.com/prufrockluvsong/status/979883434712674304

    15. So, that’s how they keep wages in check..

    https://twitter.com/iamnhuda/status/890932321553199108

    16. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    https://twitter.com/iamnhuda/status/972958684669243394

    17. Evolution at its finest.

    https://twitter.com/iamnhuda/status/935987307047542785

    18. no no no no no no

    https://twitter.com/iamnhuda/status/889396703471833088

    19. Best of luck with that.

    https://twitter.com/dba_reactions/status/985549125323296768

    20. WHICH ONE?!

    https://twitter.com/MrLovenstein/status/908716803316207616

    21. 🆗 🆘

    https://twitter.com/DBAReactions/status/985148506762567680

    22. The only way anything gets written.

    https://twitter.com/PHDcomics/status/969295517569003521

    23. And isn’t it beautiful...

    https://twitter.com/iamnhuda/status/932389411068743680

    24. Celebrating the best time of year

    https://twitter.com/DesertDBA/status/983785545804406784

    25. Just saying. You asked.

    https://twitter.com/iamnhuda/status/932687844799401984

    Shoutout to DBA Reactions, Nazmul DBA, Jeff Iannucci, and Kenneth Fisher for their genius tweets on these posts. We can relate.

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