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    Hilarious Tweets About the Life of a DBA

    By: Spotlight Cloud

    Welcome to the exhilarating and sometimes frustrating life of a DBA. We share hilarious tweets about the life of a DBA:

    1. OK, so I’m just a little angry…

    2. Wait, did I just hear what you said?!

    3. Aha! So this is what it’s like to go crazy..

    4. We’re going to party like it’s 2099!

    5. Well, thanks, but I think I’ll be on my way … NOW!

    6. **loses remaining sanity**

    7. Don’t stop! I’ll have it fixed in a second!

    8. Anyone who says that the body is made up mostly of water doesn’t know a programmer.

    9. Meaning I, too, am a real DBA.

    10. Disaster plan? Sure. Yeah. Mmhmm. We have a disaster plan.

    11. So, that explains the *~Cloud~*.

    12. Hmmm, I don’t like the sound of this..


    14. And that’s why I don’t sleep.

    15. So, that’s how they keep wages in check..

    16. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    17. Evolution at its finest.

    18. no no no no no no

    19. Best of luck with that.

    20. WHICH ONE?!

    21. 🆗 🆘

    22. The only way anything gets written.

    23. And isn’t it beautiful...

    24. Celebrating the best time of year

    25. Just saying. You asked.

    Shoutout to DBA Reactions, Nazmul DBA, Jeff Iannucci, and Kenneth Fisher for their genius tweets on these posts. We can relate.

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